You can’t make this stuff up… For a brief amount of time, Baconlube held the spot of my favourite personal lubricant.

There’s a new lube for those of you who, ahem, enjoy the finer things in life. From the minds of the guys at Epic Meal TimeWhiskey Dick, aged 4 years in hard oak casks and promising a velvety smooth finish, this truly is the gold standard of booze-flavored personal lubricants.

The first batch only yielded 5,000 bottles and its available starting Thursday May 10th for $11.99.Please enjoy responsibl